Taste the Rainbow.

Now Accepting Applicants For Temporary Boyfriend Position.

Prerequisites:
-Must be in or graduated from college.
-Intelligent.
-Genuinely nice.
-Must be a good cuddle partner.

Must Like: Star gazing, samurai movies, playing video games, naps, dogs, art, music, and me.

Extra points if you’re cute. Not required.

This position is available from now until I move to New York. If applicant is superb, may be hired on for full-time position. Please contact immediately if interested.

Edit: FOR SERIOUS APPLICANTS ONLY.

You will be compensated with delicious meals, good company, the best naps you’ve ever taken, and a really rad girlfriend.



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  3. osmynoree said: i wanna apply :P for shits and giggles :P haha
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